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  1. omocat:

    it’s the holidays again! that means it’s time for…

    OMOCAT’S 4TH ANNUAL HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY

    four giveaways held through each of the OMOCAT social media accounts!!



    RULES:

    - reblog the OMOCAT HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY 2017 post on the OMOCAT Tumblr page.
    - one winner will be randomly chosen on December 8th.
    - if you are chosen, you will be notified using Tumblr Private Message, and must reply back within 24 hours. if you do not reply in time, we will randomly choose another winner. once confirmed, you will be prompted to e-mail us your address and the design/product of your choice!

    this giveaway is open to all USA and International residents. you do not have to be following OMOCAT on any of the above social media channels to participate in the giveaway, but it would be greatly appreciated! 

    entrants may participate in all giveaways, but can only win once. 
    limit one entry per social media channel. 


    thank you all for another amazing year.
    happy holidays!!


     
     
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  4. optimysticals:

    lyrangalia:

    optimysticals:

    sorayachemaly:

    Women scientists made up 25% of the Pluto fly-by New Horizon team. Make sure you share this, because erasing women’s achievements in science and history is a tradition. Happens every day.

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    http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/News-Center/News-Article.php?page=20150712

    70 seconds over 9 years and 3 billion miles…

    …I just… Damn 

    Launch to Pluto flyby for New Horizons took 3,580 days, and she was off by 70 seconds. That’s like… That’s an error of 0.000000226%.

    That’s fucking insane.

    That’s not even a rounding error!

    Thank you for putting words & numbers to my awe of her precision.

     
     
  5. samuelljackson:

    The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

     
     
  6. read-and-be-merry:

    audacityinblack:

    dear-tumb1r:

    rasec-wizzlbang:

    concept: willy wonka and harry potter take place in the same universe
    the ministry of magic haaaates Willy Wonka

    “Mr. Wonka,” Dumbledore smiled warmly, looking down into the Pit from his podium. The members of the Wizengamot muttered disapprovingly, shifting in their seats. Willy Wonka, clad today in a bright magenta suit and tophat, beamed cheekily up at them from his chair, his silver-gloved hands cradling his chin. 

    “Mr. Dumbledore,” He replied brightly, with the barest hint of a lisp. 

    “I trust you know why you are here?” Dumbledores question was crisp and businesslike, but the twinkle in his eye gave away his amusement at the situation. 

    “Not at all! I’ve nary a clue,” Wonka wiggled his eyebrows. Dumbledore audibly stifled a laugh. 

    “You are accused of improper use of magic, improper use of muggle artifacts, and several counts of using magic in front of a muggle,” Dumbledore reminded him. He conjured a projection with his wand. Displayed in grainy sepia was Willy Wonka, arm around a boy of around 10. Behind his back, he twitched an ash wand, and machines in the background around them whirred to life, producing all manner of sweets. 

    The projection ran its course and collapsed, and Dumbledore stowed his wand back inside his robes.

    Wonka smiled and fiddled with his hat. 

    “How do you plead?” Dumbledore asked, leaning forward eagerly for what would surely be an amusing trial. 

    “Not guilty on all counts,” Wonka said, perhaps a tad smugly.

    The members of the Wizengamot muttered amongst themselves. Not Guilty? Impossible!

    Dumbledore hushed them quickly. “Explain, if you would. We have, after all, quite a mountain of evidence.”

    Wonka stood and brushed a bit of dust off his suit. He tipped his hat mischievously. “Of course,” he grinned. 

    “Firstly, use of magic shall only be considered improper whereby it is applied to cause harm or applied recklessly. All magic used in my sweets is rigorously tested for both safety and taste. It is not used to cause harm, but to bring joy.” Wonka paused to adjust his jacket. 

    “But surely,” Dumbledore said, leafing through his notes, “you cannot deny that you illegally charmed several thousand muggle artifacts?”

    “Ah, but I can,” Wonka said, now twirling his cap in his hands. “Muggle artifact refers, of course, to any muggle made object. But, you see, I built those machines, each and every one. They are not muggle machines at all, but wizarding machines, built by a wizard. The factory itself, as well. You could argue that, as machines are a muggle invention, I still broke the rules, but then I could argue that every wizard dwelling with any charms applied to its walls is in violation of the law, as muggles were the first to make bricks.”

    The Wizengamot glared silently. He was right, of course. Violating the spirit of the law was not illegal if one followed the letter. 

    “And the last charge? These are definitely Muggle children, are they not? No magical talent, raised in muggle society?” Dumbledore straightened his glasses and peered down at Wonka, his eyes still bright with intrigue. 

    “Not at all,” Wonka grinned, placing his hat back on his head. “You see, the ticket system was not nearly so random as I pretended. The tickets were charmed, they would only becomes visible to children with magical heritage. All the children chosen were second generation Squibs.” Wonka bowed low, as if he were finishing a particularly well executed play. 

    “Well, ladies and gentlemen, it seems no laws were violated after all.” Dumbledore stifled a grin at the groans of angry disapproval from the Wizengamot. 

    “But he very clearly violated the intent of the rules!” Spluttered a large, rather red faced wizard in the second row. “He’s just…cheating! He’s cheating!”

    “Ah, this is true, but he did not, technically speaking, break any of the rules. He did not expose muggles to magic, nor enchant muggle made objects, nor improperly apply magic anymore so than any magical confectioner. I’m afraid we have to let him go.” Dumbledore smiled gently and put away the rather thick file with Wonka’s name embossed on the cover. For the brief second it was open, a list of hundreds of charges with “Not Guilty” inked beside them was visible. It was carried off by a house elf, and the Wizengamot began to file out until only Dumbledore was left. 

    “You’re a very clever man,” He called down to Wonka. “We could use you at Hogwarts, you know.”

    “No thank you,” Wonka called back, grinning. “Skirting the law is far more fun!”

    Willy Wonka is a fucking Slytherin.

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  7. MY A E S T H E T I C

    MY  A E S T H E T I C 

    (Source: corruptionasart)

     
     
  8. #NotMyPresident

    choncegiving:

    choncegiving:

    choncegiving:

    The electoral college does not vote until December 19th. We have 40 days.

    What does this mean?

    Right now, the presidential election results are only a PROJECTION of the election outcome. They are PRELIMINARY RESULTS. A candidate still needs to earn 270 electoral votes to win. Hillary Clinton won the popular vote, which means that more than 50% of the voters wanted her for president. The electoral college shouldn’t guarantee an override of the public’s opinion– and it doesn’t have to.

    There are 21 states that do NOT restrict which candidate the electors vote for. Out of these 21, Hillary lost the following:

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    As you can see, these states are worth 166 electoral votes. As it currently stands, Hillary Clinton is projected to receive 232 votes. Trump is projected to win 306. This means that 37 votes need to be taken away from Trump to bring him down to 269. Hillary Clinton needs 38 votes ADDED to win 270. These electoral voters can also abstain, which means that they can refuse to vote for either candidate. If 37 of the voters within these states abstain then no candidate will have reached the required 270. In this case, the vote would be taken to the House.

    Trump won Pennsylvania, a state that typically votes blue, by less than 100,000 votes. While it is highly unlikely to get all 20 electoral voters to cross party lines and vote democrat, it also isn’t impossible to convince a few of them to be “faithless electors.” We only need to convince 38 out of the 166. That is 23%. There are SIXTEEN states we need to focus our attention on.

    A move like this would be unprecedented. However, as we all saw on November 8th, odds don’t guarantee reality. Trump had a less than 20% chance of winning, yet given the circumstances, enough people came together and made it happen. We can make this happen

    Ask yourself this: What do we have left to lose? We can stay complacent and accept that this country will be run by a racist, sexist, islamophobic, homophobic, ablest bigot, or we can at least try

    How?

    SPREAD THE WORD. Trend #NotMyPresident to let people know that we do not accept being led by a man who does not care about our wellbeing. Email your professors, email the dean of your colleges. The last thing a university wants is negative press. Millenials can take a stand, but that doesn’t mean we have to be the only ones. Church-led events helped bring a lot of disillusioned voters to the polls. Spread the word in any way possible, whether it be on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, or even in person. Stage a peaceful protest. Hand out flyers. Let the people around you know that you don’t accept this man as your leader when he won’t even accept you as a citizen with your designated rights.

    These 166 people need to face the consequences of electing this man. 

    Do this for the people who couldn’t vote. Do this for the people who live in the very real fear of being deported. Do this for the people who will have to face the rise in hate crimes. Do this for the people who have a very real possibility of losing their rights. Do this for the people who will no longer be able to afford necessities. 

    FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

    Is this possible?

    Yes, I wouldn’t have made the post without doing my research. Read the following paragraphs, taken from archives.gov:

    Are there restrictions on who the Electors can vote for?

    There is no Constitutional provision or Federal law that requires Electors to vote according to the results of the popular vote in their states. Some states, however, require Electors to cast their votes according to the popular vote. (The 16 states listed above do NOT restrict their electors to this rule.) These pledges fall into two categories—Electors bound by state law and those bound by pledges to political parties.

    The U.S. Supreme Court has held that the Constitution does not require that Electors be completely free to act as they choose and therefore, political parties may extract pledges from electors to vote for the parties’ nominees. Some state laws provide that so-called “faithless Electors” may be subject to fines or may be disqualified for casting an invalid vote and be replaced by a substitute elector. The Supreme Court has not specifically ruled on the question of whether pledges and penalties for failure to vote as pledged may be enforced under the Constitution. No Elector has ever been prosecuted for failing to vote as pledged.

    SOURCE: https://www.archives.gov/federal-register/electoral-college/electors.html

    Can Hillary still receive votes from the electoral college even though she’s conceded?

    Think about it, Mitt Romney lost the 2012 election. All of the electoral voters didn’t immediately vote for President Obama the second he conceded. The election still ended up being 332 votes to 206. Not 538 unanimous votes for Barack Obama.

    “For starters, it doesn’t matter if a losing candidate concedes, as far as the Electoral College process goes, according to Amy Bunk, director of legal affairs and policy at the Office of the Federal Register, among other experts.”

    SOURCE: https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2016/10/20/can-losing-presidential-candidate-actually-challenge-election-results/s42xw8h3pcwFcXx7rsS14I/story.html

    Conceding does not take a candidate’s name off of the ballot that the electoral voters see. In the past, “faithless electors” have voted for the projected losing candidate, or even voted third party. 

    SOURCE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faithless_elector#List_of_faithless_electors

    Concession really only means acceptance of the PROJECTED outcome. This does not mean that the actual outcome cannot be different from the projected outcome. Please keep this in mind.

    HERE ARE THE ELECTORS YOU CAN BE CONTACTING

    ARIZONA (9 Electors): J. Foster Morgan of Glendale, Walter Begay Jr. of Kayenta, Bruce Ash of Tucson, Sharon Giese of Mesa, James O’Connor of Scottsdale, Jerry Hayden of Scottsdale, Robert Graham of Phoenix, Edward Robson of Phoenix, Carole Joyce of Phoenix, Alberto Gutier of Phoenix, Jane Pierpoint Lynch of Phoenix

    ARKANSAS (6 Electors): Jonathan Barnett, Jonelle Fulmer, Keith Gibson, Tommy Land, John Nabholz, Sharon R. Wright

    GEORGIA (16 Electors): Not Listed, previous reports of a likely faithless elector

    IDAHO (4 Electors): Layne Bangerter, Caleb Lakey, Jennifer Locke, Melinda Smyser

    INDIANA (11 Electors): Stephanie Beckley, Jamestown; Daniel Bortner, Bedford; Laura Campbell, Carmel; Jeff Cardwell, Indianapolis; Donald L. Hayes, Jasper; Randall Kirkpatrick, Ligonier; Ethan E. Manning, Indianapolis; Macy Kelly Mitchell, Indianapolis; Edwin J. Simcox, Muncie; Fishers Kevin Steen, Muncie; Chuck Williams, Valparaiso

    IOWA (6 Electors): Not Listed

    KANSAS (6 Electors): Not Listed

    KENTUCKY (8 Electors): Not Listed

    LOUISIANA (8 Electors, includes alternates): Chris Trahan, Candy Maness, Lloyd Harsh, Jennifer Madsen, Charles Buckels, Christian Gil, Louis Avalone, Constance Diane Long, Kay Kellogg Katz, Verne Breland, Lennie Rhys, Glenda Pollard, Garret Monti, Scott Wilfong, John Batt, Raymond Griffin

    MISSOURI (10 Electors, missing 2): Tim Dreste, Jan DeWeese, Hector Maldonado, Sherry Kuttenkuler, Casey Crawford, Tom Brown, Cherry Warren, Scott Clark

    NORTH DAKOTA (3 Electors): Not Listed

    PENNSYLVANIA (20 Electors): Not Listed

    SOUTH DAKOTA (3 Electors): Marty JackleyDennis DaugaardMatt Michels

    TENNESSEE (11 Electors): Not Listed

    TEXAS (38 Electors): Marty Rhymes, Thomas Moon, Carol Sewell, John Harper, Sherrill Lenz, Nicholas Ciggelakis, Will Hickman, Landon Estay, Rex Lamb, Rosemary Edwards, Matt Stringer, Shellie Surles, Melissa Kalka, Sandra Cararas, David Thackston, Robert Bruce, Margie Forster, Scott Mann, Marian K. Stanko, Tina Gibson, Ken Muenzter, Alexander Kim, Virginia Abel, John Dillard, Tom Knight, Marian Knowlton, Rex Teter, Stephen Suprun Jr., Jon Jewett, Susan Fischer, Lauren Byers, William Greene, Mary Lou Erben, Arthur Sisneros

    WEST VIRGINIA (5 Electors, missing 1): Ron Foster, Patrick Morrissey, Ann Urling, Mac Warner

    SOURCEIf anyone can find information on those not listed, please let me know.

    ALSO a friendly reminder that a concession is not set in stone, and can be reversed:

    …a spoken concession does not necessarily deny a candidate office if there is a drastic reversal in the vote count

    It is exceedingly rare for a concession, once issued, to be retracted; BUT such an event occurred in the United States 2000 presidential election, when Democratic candidate Al Gore, Jr. telephoned Republican George W. Bush to concede the contest. Gore was apparently unaware of the close vote count in the state of Florida, and when he realized it, he proceeded to cancel his concession address.”

    SOURCE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concession_(politics)

    #NotMyPresident T-Shirts
    If interested, order closes on November 23rd. Prices are $20, and orders will be shipped directly to your address. All proceeds go directly to Planned Parenthood, an organization likely to be defunded under a Trump presidency. Link HERE.

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  9. I made a video on the basic mechanics of Pokemon Go! Let me know what you think!

     
     
  10. scottlava:
“ “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” ”

    scottlava:

    “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”